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Some serious consideration needs to be paid here... [25 Apr 2005|03:44pm]

It's been ages since anyone posted here. The last being Kaworu's interesting rant...

So how do y'all think about zombies as a weapon we might use to gain control?

A little speculation from How to Survive a Zombie Attack has made me consider the pros of using them a weapon to create a Zombie Apocalypse.

It's actually quite a good idea, fulfills our goals of cutting down the world population AND the instant change over to a neo-apocalyptic landscape from which to build. No, I haven't forgotten the UTTER STUPIDITY that other such people have gone through in using zombies... but... you know... easy method.

AND if we fail, we'd only become zombies ourselves. No obligation, no higher thinking about the bigger worries, just the simple for brains and the worry of decay. Isn't so bad really.


1) In the event of a Zombie Apocalypse, what is our plan of survival?
2) How can we use it to our advantage?

[11 Dec 2004|10:29am]

[ mood | content ]

Mwhahahaha! I am beck and revamed after a good sleep and some morning coffe. mmm… coffe. Anyways, back to Neo-Mo.

As I have already said, I beleive that Neo-mo is noble movement and it has the potential to go very far… if you treat it right. Now, I am not of the opinion that Neo-Mo can be what ever we wish it to be. We have descovered it's basis, and now it is our job to refine it's priniples into an easily understandable and comprehensable set of guidelines, and thus creating an antithisis to Post Modernity. It is important to rember that Po-Mo once had it's place and was once un uplifting and renwing movement, it has simply stagnated over time, parialily because it does not actually know what it is anymore. It represents nothingness. Post Modernity is stagnation its self.

Picture a still, dead pond. These grey waters are the ultimate result of the once glistening post modernity. A new gleam appears somewhere within the depths of the pond. It catches your eye. A soft scintilating light. As you stand, mesmerised, it spreads throughout the still, decrepid waters. It shines and gleams, constantly changing, yet always Knowable and always definable. You are looking apon the gleaming briliance of Neo-Modernism. It throws a shining light on everything, defining everything it touches, but not restricting it in any way, shape or form. Someday, people may tire of the ilumination, perhaps the light will fail and grow murky again, just as it did with Post-Modernity and Modernity before that. But for a time, we shall live in a glorious new revealed world. And you shall know happily, that tou art one of those who braught this New Life about.

A bit flowery and metaphorical perhaps, but meditate apon it. Metaphoric language can rouse people like nothing else. But the nuts and bolts. This is also what we must figure out.

For a begining, It is obvious that we must deconstruct the word, 'Neo-Moderniy', wich although you have probable already done, although I shall cover it again for the sake of being comprehensive. Neo, or new is obvious, But modern could nave several meanings, the new? no, the new new will confuse people… The NOW. yes. That is much more fitting. The New Now. A world of a new moment, a continualy reborn universe, unique to every other moment.

But what does this mean for art? All is new, and has not been done before. Even replicas of the one object present entirely diferent tings, as they are in an entirely diferent situation or context. But for Artmaking… This is a reaction against post modernity, and so it should antithisise some of post modernitys Idals, although not for the sake of opposition, simply because it hapens to be diferent. Art may be judged off it's aesthetic value, not just the thaught behind it. Art can be defined. One can say what is and is not art, although those definitions may evolve over time.

One must also go back to the movement that is being renewed, Modernism, and not emulate it, but improve apon it. It is essential that we utilise the past, for we must pich up the reigns of histoy where the first post-moderists so hastily droped them and left them to rot. We must star history moveing once more, and we must strive to do so, for post modernity has dug its self so deaply into the minds of the masses that they will need to know that the Now is flowing once more.

I shall write more later, untill then, be philisophical, yet definable.


[10 Dec 2004|10:03pm]

[ mood | depressed ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I just wrote a cool, long rant and post, but my stupid computer FUCKING deleted it!

If your lucky, I'll muster the energy to write it again.

A main point. Neo-Mo is a noble concept. Don't fuck it arroud.

Man I am pissed off. That post was SOOOO long and sooo damn fucking good. and I'm being modest.

Oh. hi... how are you.


[24 Nov 2004|10:38pm]

[ mood | powerful ]

Looking back on other entries to our forum, I've come to the conclusion that NeoMo is whatever we say it is. Mind you, one person can't just declare the rules and that's that: we need voting or some such method of deciding these "rules" or "guidelines" for NeoMo (incidentally, have you noticed that it looks good spelt 'NeomO'?).

Although I do tend to declare rules myself, be backed up by Jazzo and/or Anita and we just flow with that. I think I'm getting too much of a hold on our little group: we need more collective input, so spread the love.

Anyway, back to that: why should we have to refer back to other movements, what they did and didn't do/believe, why should we be reactive, like just going against anything PoMo just because it's PoMo. Who cares? I sure don't. We're creating a movement for the sake of creating and having our own movement, which we'll have to suppress eventually anyway to keep the masses from rising up when we take over.

We also need to discuss more, like Anne said, or we'll never get anywhere.

So. "We ought to make our presence known in the Year 12 study to establish power on a small scale now, rather than sitting back and letting the Others think they own the place." Discuss.

The relative inconsequentiality of the question is immaterial: we ought to be able to stand by our principles/base values (whatever they may be) in any situation.


[16 Nov 2004|04:00pm]

[ mood | evil ]

The Bavarian Illuminati. Fnord.

Power for Power's Sake.


Which Illuminati are you?
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I like thif faction of the Illuminati, take it and see what you get.

By the way... we need some sort of covert operation to steal caines cross bows. The smaller one is broken, but it can be fixed. The massive one works fine :)


[13 Nov 2004|12:05pm]

“The main features of the Weishaupt plan of operation required his Illuminati to do the following things to help them to accomplish their purpose:

1. Monetary and sex bribery was to be used to obtain control of men already in high places in the various levels of all governments and other fields of endeavor. Once influential persons had fallen for the lies, deceits, and temptations of the Illuminati, they were to be held in bondage by application of political and other forms of blackmail, threats of financial ruin, public exposure, and physical harm, even death to themselves and loved members of their families.

2. The Illuminati who were on the faculty of colleges and universities were to cultivate students possessing exceptional mental ability and who belonged to well-bred families with international leanings, and recommend them for special training in Internationalism. Such training was to be provided by granting scholarships, like the Rhodes Scholarship, to those selected by the Illuminati. All such scholars were to be first persuaded and then convinced that men of special talent and brains had the right to rule those less gifted on the grounds that the masses do not know what is best for them physically, mentally, and spiritually.

3. All influential people who were trapped to come under the control of the Illuminati, plus the students who had been specially educated and trained, were to be used as agents and placed behind the scenes of all governments as experts and specialists. They would advise the top executives to adopt policies which would, in the long run, serve the secret plans of the Illuminati's one world conspiracy, and bring about the destruction of the governments and religions they were elected or appointed to serve.

4. They were to obtain absolute control of the press so that all news and inforation could be slanted to convince the masses that a one world government is the only solution to our many and varied problems. They were also to own and control all the national radio and TV channels.

After reading these four points of strategy, we have to admit that our mass communications media is controlled at all levels, and that at all levels our governments are also infiltrated and controlled, just like Weishaupt had planned back in the 1700's. Unfortunately, few people are aware of this fact, which is why they make little sense out of many of the world events that take place today.”

— Myron Fagan

I found this on http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/ (don't ask what I was doing there). I think that if we're serious about this, we need to look closely at what the Illuminati supposedly did/are doing. Then we copy them. If it's true, we just inflitrate the Illuminati and slowly switch control over to us. If not, we go where the conspiracy-theory community thinks the Illuminati are; they won't notice our fledgeling organisation until it's too late, as they will have been looking for a long-established group. Either way, we win.

PoMo no longer justifies my existance. But NeoMo and NanoWriMo (and WorldoMimo?) do. [02 Nov 2004|10:00am]

[ mood | jubilant ]

The Basic Principles of Neomodernism

Neomodernism is the reaction to/against postmodernism.

In innovating something, you are inventing a new branch of the original thought from a new idea; you are changing something old into something else; therefore, you are essentially creating something new.

Every change creates something new.

Everything changes, because it takes on a different persona with each passing second.

At one point in time, something is new because it has never been done before in a particular way. Under Neomodernistic theory, it is always new, because it is continually changing.

Something can never be done twice in exactly the same way – you can never wear a pair of shoes in exactly the same way twice. Every time they’re worn, they’ve changed since the last time you wore them; they’re not the “same” shoes as they were before.

Your shoes are continually getting “older”; they are continually changing; they will always be new.

Postmodernism no longer justifies my existence.
Neomodernism does – because it is always new.

NeoMo Art


NeoMo art is art that is constantly evolving:


Layers of art that are painted on top of others, again and again so that a process of evolution is taking place. Photography - key exception, as layered photography is not evolution at the moment as it's still frame.


Moving art, holograms, looping pictures.



[01 Nov 2004|10:22am]

Short and sweet.
When will concrete plans for world domination actually be created? We need to set up a plan for this with different factions. A la "Fight Club".

[31 Oct 2004|11:10pm]

Third post for the night, but this is just a notification that NANOWRIMO starts tomorrow! That is, the National, Novel Writing Month, where you write a 50,000 word novel in one month.

That's 63 pages with all the pages out.

I know I can do it.

My record has been 22 pages a night. But... I want this novel to be good. and NEO MODERN. That means, I need to invent a new style of writing, or... not. I usually just go with what flows. It'll be very choppy and confusing.


Go to worldominators for more details once I've hammered out the details with my truste lieutenant there. Basically a reaction against Post Modernism, where supposedly, nothing is new as nothing can be created from nothing. Neo Modernism (new, modernity) basically states that everything is new. Any created material whether artistic, functional etc, is new.

Where PM thrives on cynicism, Neo Modernism is the pinacle of this, where we no longer BELIEVE in post modernism, and therefore, it no longer justifies our existence, we've evolved beyond and above it.

The philosophy behind this is the human need for the NEW. For example, when you buy a pair of shoes, you will never be happier than that moment when it's absolutely new at the cash register and in your hands. Every moment after that is a downhill drive where the subconscious strives to reach for that pinacle of newness again.

It also follows on with the human need for creationalism, an obsession with the NEW, a new beginning, a new paradise to thrive, second chances and the desperate need for eternal youth, away from death the ultimate old.

So yeah. The writing should reflect these kinds of principles, and the post modern way of appropriation, except, when we NM's appropriate we INVENT, take your cliches, turn them upside down, stereotypes, out the window, and yet strangely what you end up with is the gritty banal reality of modern life. You're only different once you give it a label. However to strive to be opposite all the time means to create the vicious cycle.

We'll take the Post Modern and MOCK it. Push it's self involved abstract context into the ground like so much mouldy rollup.

Neo is in effect the new of a new beginning in evolution of sideways and up. Like Neo Japan in all those post Apocalyptic films. It cannot happen unless you have the 'reset' button to install it.

and THAT is why it involves world domination.

So, in summary:

Neo Modernism =
1) New Shiny things
2) Post Modernism is bad
3) Everything is new.
4) A new beginning. Thus the Neo.
5) World domination.

Got it?

More detail later on, from aureyaofchoc

World domination the evil overlord way [27 Sep 2004|11:35am]

[ mood | awake ]

Things from the Evil OverLord List that applies to us and will be followed to the letter:

Badum tishCollapse )

So, Discuss.


The Goals, the Great Plan [12 Sep 2004|04:12pm]

[ mood | accomplished ]

This is an excercise in making us discuss stuff.

So after watching Bowling for Columbine I have some ideas for the New World Order. Namely, our goals, and in part how these goals shall be achieved. This didn't work in story format since I needed your opinion. Leave a nice long comment so we can argue.

In which Alita plans and is paranoidCollapse )

Sorry for the Spelling mistakes. And Grammar and anything else in my Under 5 Daycare, but I fell quite drained.

Am now paranoid my plan has been ruined because I have made it public.

Feel free to discuss so we can work out the finer details. Did I miss a loophole? Some parts seem fractured to me too many variables. Will have to work on aaftermath more. Hm.

More ideas. More Goals, more ways to accomplish these things stated. Etc etc.


we need a definite plan. [06 Sep 2004|01:28pm]

[ mood | creative ]

To dominate the world we need infrastructure, not just the back of a condom shop. We need an underground thingamajig underneath the condom shop. Yo PM Harley... can I handle your publicity... we need to make you look squeaky clean so no one can boot you out of the office.
Hm... i feel creative, what kind of weapons would people like... i shall be armourer. Let us all go back to the medievil era of swords, arrows, and other nice contraptions. Meh... we could always include SOmE kind of gun-power.
Forward we march to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!


whoops... [29 Jul 2004|10:01pm]

Forgot about smurfu...

Takeoffs and landings [29 Jul 2004|09:58pm]

Sheer rubbish, due to avoiding homework:

DoobywackerCollapse )

In which Alita is bored and procrastinating and there = time to plan worldomination [19 Jul 2004|03:56pm]

Nat shuffled out of the rain looking vaguely like Cousin It with a comb over. The shack (read: number 2 Victoria Road, Kogarah) was dripping water everywhere, with artistically placed buckets of water making a weird fountain in the middle of the lounge.

Alita and Jazzo looked up from a large piece of tissue paper that had unintelligle doodles scrawled all over it, the edges of which were also coffee ringed and damped with rain.

"Hey." Jazzo said.

Nat chucked them the bag of groceries (read: Instant noodles and pocky), before sitting down against the wall, and soundly thunking her head back. "Why the hell are we even here?"

"To demolish Hogben Park," Alita answered cheerfully.

There was a flush from the toilet which had no door and Harley strode out. He thwacked Alita over the head.

"You're an idiot and I hate you."

curoo-curoooh [07 Jul 2004|12:18am]

[ mood | crazy ]

Dudes, we have some serious planning to do. I know Taskmaster over there has everything worked out, but there are some serious holes in her plan; namely, that she doesn't really have one...

Still, it's good to be here, a bumblebee.


In the beginning... there was capitalism and a coffee shop. [05 Jul 2004|03:41pm]

[ mood | dorky ]

Well, I'll just take advantage of this and post my crappy, crappy story of unwitty dialouge of our humble beginnings. Don't read it. Seriously, it's crap, and unfinished.

In which Alita, Sexchange!Harley and their crack team take over the worldCollapse )

WTfOmGLooooooooool (pronounced 'lole')


BOOM!!! [05 Jul 2004|02:36pm]

[ mood | high ]


*falls through ceiling*

Now how's that for an entrance?

Tremble in your shoes! Cower in fear! .....chocolate will take over the world!!!!!

Are YOU ready for the Achocalypse?

Lotsa luv,

What shall we do today Harley? TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! [04 Jul 2004|10:03pm]

[ mood | blah ]

I am a codfish.

Not really.

I wanna be a paperclip though.



Testing... testing... [04 Jul 2004|09:50pm]

[ mood | amused ]

Yay!  After a very tough selection process, I have finally been approved to join this exclusive community!

Ok, This is Harlequinn, I'm your mod.  I'll be fixing the layout in a jiffy.  Then we can divert our full attention to the very imporant matter of taking over the world.


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